To set the Scene; Mala, Sarah and me are sitting in the canteen, the boy sarah likes is on the table right behind us, akbar comes in (doesn't sit, just stands) and we all conversate but then...
Akbar: I'm wearing my checkered maths shirt! the grid on it is like the grid on the maths paper!
bearing in mind he said this loud enough that the boy sarah likes could probably hear him, sarah got unbelievably embarrassed due to the geekyness of the conversation that ensued. I, consequently, find this hilarious.