on holiday

i befriended an old man on the aeroplane, no, two old men (WIN!)

i befriended a dog, who i named Dog.

i took pictures of a wasteland, supposedly meant to be a beach.

we got a transfer because the new hotel was rather crap.

we crotched at denizkizi.

we were reunited with Anil and Alvin and Kadderz.

i got brown.

i realised my feet resembled monster munch crisps.

i got browner.

i unintentionally broke the heart of a 27 year old guy (i know it shouldn't, but this makes me a tad happy seen as Brandon Flowers is around the same age [win?]), he also consequently broke a lot of plates.

i sat on the beach while it rained.

i befriended a guy who does decorating around gidea park, we called him Rainman.

we saw orange guy work real hard.

i watched shooting stars.

we drove through the mountains at sunset.

we saw stuart the cat again, who turned out to be a girl and now has two kittens.

i swam.

we became friends with pretty much everyone.

i drew an old lady, seeing the drawing a waiter we named Starman wanted his portrait done - he said he would pay. So i drew his face from a photo i took - realistically. turns out he didn't like it because he's a vain douchebag who thinks he's better looking than he actually is and expected me to draw him looking like a model - not to mention he doesn't appreciate art so, like, whatevz.

anyway, i gave the drawing of the old lady to her and she loved it.

we got terrorized by wasps.

i realised i want a russian friend.

we saw an angry frenchman.

i got brownerer.

we watched Red Eye, Shrek 1 & 2, Chicken Little and the end of Night at the Museum all dubbed in turkish.

i'll upload the pics later - my camera is still in the suitcase!

& i need a haircut.